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Two-eyed snake nearly bites one-eyed snake.


1 posted on 05/29/2019 9:48:39 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Salamander

Friend of yours?


3 posted on 05/29/2019 9:53:49 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

What was Florida Man’s arm doing in the toilet?


4 posted on 05/29/2019 9:53:59 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I know its unlikely to happen, but I hate that this is even a possibility!


5 posted on 05/29/2019 9:54:57 PM PDT by FLvoter
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
I got five bucks says the two eyed snake is smarter than the one eyed one, not that I have any gathered knowledge over my 67 years. Hey I’m guessing. 🙄
6 posted on 05/29/2019 9:55:17 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought. ))
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

At least it was his arm. He could have been bitten in a place near where the sun don’t shine.


7 posted on 05/29/2019 9:59:32 PM PDT by AlaskaErik
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports the Coral Springs Humane Society took the snake to a veterinarian's office. It was being treated for a scale infection.

That reminds me of the headline:

Grizzly Bear Mauls Man - Now Being De-Ticked at Vets

Regards,

8 posted on 05/29/2019 9:59:33 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Lots of loathsome critters around here tonight.....

Snake....this one and Mueller.

Rat.....Disney.

11 posted on 05/29/2019 10:04:03 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Is that a snake in your butt or you happy to see me


13 posted on 05/29/2019 10:14:44 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

14 posted on 05/29/2019 10:16:02 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

A Ball Snake that bit him on the arm you say. Well it least it wasn’t an Arm Snake that bit him on the ....oh forget it!


16 posted on 05/29/2019 10:23:05 PM PDT by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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....guess the mushrooms didn’t work..


17 posted on 05/29/2019 10:25:21 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Dang, I hate it when that happens.


19 posted on 05/29/2019 10:30:34 PM PDT by nickedknack
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
"Snake Slithers Out of Toilet"

Oh, I thought another candidate was announcing getting into the 2020 presidential race...never mind.

22 posted on 05/29/2019 10:43:02 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. D)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Always a good idea to look before sitting down :)


23 posted on 05/29/2019 10:45:11 PM PDT by upchuck (No muzzy is fit to hold public office - their cult (religion) is incompatible with the Constitution.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Watched the Discovery Channel’s new program “Guardians of the Glades” last night. Dusty Crum is a snake hunter. First saw him on “Swamp People.” This was the first episode of the show, and they were out hunting female pythons...not just capturing them, but killing them so they can’t reproduce.


24 posted on 05/29/2019 10:48:05 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“Florida Man” strikes again.................


25 posted on 05/29/2019 10:56:46 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

WHEN WILL “Florida Man” GET ITS OWN ‘TOPIC’ ON FREE REPUBLIC???


31 posted on 05/30/2019 3:58:46 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The snake was taken to the vet? What kind of an idiotic country have we become? Kill the damned snake. There are far too many snakes in south FLorida now.


32 posted on 05/30/2019 4:29:40 AM PDT by Machavelli (True God)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Ilan Omar gets around. She’s only 4 feet long, er, I mean tall, right?


34 posted on 05/30/2019 5:04:36 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Snake Slithers Out of Toilet, Bites South Florida Man

Too bad 0bama or Pete Buttplug weren't there to suck out any potential venom.

35 posted on 05/30/2019 5:20:33 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ('DEPLORABLE' Charter Member of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - and DAMN Proud of it!.)
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