You probably don't know your Toenail Fungus History.
FUNGUS HAS BEEN ESSENTIAL TO HUMAN DIGNITY FOR, LIKE, FOREVER!
Toenail fungus is to be described and filmed A-Z!
Displayed in the classrooms K-12!
And celebrated 24/7/365! Got a problem with that, you bigot?
Even 0bama’s home knows homosexuality is wrong
(Don't tell anyone that I have toenail fungus.)