Posted on 05/14/2019 11:05:54 AM PDT by bitt
Hot diggity dog! Weiner’s out of the halfway house.
For the last three months, Anthony Weiner, a former House member representing New York’s 9th congressional district and two-time mayoral candidate failure, has been living in a halfway house in the Bronx. This was Weiner’s transitional living arrangement between prison and the real world.
The New York Post reported the news that Weiner, 54, is ready for a new chapter in his life. But it’s unclear what exactly that means for a Level 1 sex offender.
“I hope to be able to live a life of integrity and service,” he said. “I’m glad this chapter of my life is behind me.” (RELATED: Weiner Went Shopping For Book Deal — Interest Is Flaccid)
Level 1 sex offenders must register for 20 years, but the ranking is low-risk as sex offenders are concerned.
In 2017, Weiner was sentienced to 21 months in prison for sexting a 15-year-old girl.
The NYP reported that Weiner walked out of the halfway house just after 6 a.m. Tuesday in khaki pants. He was released three months early for good behavior.
But good behavior is all relative and Weiner has a knack for having his life mushroom out of control. The Washington Post reported that Weiner was chatting with as many as 19 women when he was caught sexting with the 15-year-old.
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LOL the jokes write themselves
The joke that keeps writing itself...
It means moving up to Level 2.
WEINER STANDS ERECT
...the headline that writer had been waiting their whole life to write
“beat me”... LoL
He always stands erect. Photos will follow.
Hope he didn’t spit on the sidewalk.
Will there be a wiener roast after he announces his candidacy for 2020?
O
K
Headline is spectacular
He is a sick with ears
Oh come now.
Is BB not better than this?
Huma aka Olive Oyl, will never divorce him.
She accepts her fate. Family gatherings are likely to be awkward.
Sounds like a NYP Cover headline..
Uh...he was at the very top of the political elite, with more money than he could count, important friends up to and including the President, riding horses in a "Detox" summer camp, Mayoral candidate, and pervert. If by "better life" the headline writer means he won't be sending obscene pictures to minors anymore, I'd recommend suspending judgment on that one.
I can’t rewrite this title changing the tense on a keyword.
“WEINER STANDS ERECT, HEAD HELD HIGH, AS HE LEAVES HALFWAY HOUSE ON HIS WAY TO A BETTER LIFE
If I did, Jib Rob would have to ban me for awhile.
“Hot diggity dog! Weiner’s out of the halfway house.”
Just that first sentence is hilarious if you get it.
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