Whatta bout 2 hr/wk at the spa?
To reduce stress...
If I had to spend several hours a day on a surveillance detail (this is not spying. It isn't! The FBI does not authorize the use of the word) which involved the collateral necessity of looking at luscious scantily clad, if clad at all, Asian honeys in a massage parlor, I would be totally stressed - well at least some part of me would be stressed out of er uh, my mind. Totally. 2hr/wk would be utterly insufficient.
Prostitution in the Atlantic beach communities of Florida? I’m shocked! Time to root the world’s second oldest profession out of that state and protect the morals of its citizens. Carl Hiassen agrees with me.