[Grampa Dave]

My wife is a natural blond, and she would say that Harf makes Dumb Blondes look smart when she tries to explain something like 2 + 2.

[sparklite2]

Until I reconnected after fifty years with my red-haired ex-wife, I thought she was red-haired. She now tells she has brown hair and was born that way. Should have paid more attention to the carpet than the drapes, I guess.