[hinckley buzzard]

$25 from 700 attendees. Not going to bankroll much of a campaign that way.

[P-Marlowe]

He’ll need 57000 of these fundraisers to get to what he needs to run a presidential campaign. That would be about 200 of these “sold out” events every day.

[moovova]

“$25 from 700 attendees.”

$25 to get laid? Can’t beat that!

“Poppers to the left of me,
suckers to the right.
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.”