— They’s have to pay me $100 a mile to travel to it and $100 a minute to sit through it.
Under those terms, which I’ll call the “hundred-hundred price”, I would definitely go.
I could be bought. I don't know what the price for me to sit through that would be. But my family could use the money. For the right price, I would take one for the team.
I can barely watch her hideous face and listen to her hideous voice for more than a few seconds at a time on youtube.