Posted on 05/04/2019 4:29:35 PM PDT by Liz
Tickets to the latest stop on Bill and Hillary Clinton’s speaking tour were going for as little as $20 on the secondary market as their 13-city adventure continued to struggle to find an audience.
The best seats in the house at Seattle’s WaMu Theater on Friday could be had for $829, a steep 54% drop from the $1,785 that the former first couple fetched when the tour was announced in early November.
But organizers soon had to slash listed prices and even offer discount ducats through Groupon to boost sales.
The official prices for Friday’s appearance ranged from $66.50 to $519, the Seattle Times reported.
“I really believe that we are in a crisis, a constitutional crisis,” Hillary Clinton opined during the 90-minute performance, presented as an interview of her and her husband by actor Bradley Whitford. “This is a test for our country.”
“These people, they don’t believe the same set of rules apply to them that apply to everyone else,” Bill Clinton said of the Trump administration.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Maybe to get better attendance they need to add some other acts, like burlesque dancers, a monkey act and some acrobats. Perhaps the Clinton’s could call their act the Aristocrats
Better to sit on the porch and watch a couple of dogs copulate that spend $.10 to listen to Slick Willie and Benghazi whine.
Dip them in wax and put em in the criminal section of the museum.
Bill and Hill now only $9.99
But wait, there’s MORE!
Order now and receive a free grope from Joe Biden!!!
Virtue Signals ain't cheap.
Not much different from Scientology's scam, actually.
I like your little ditty.
They think they’re relevant, lol.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Who would pay even one dollar to see these shysters?!
Tickets for Los Angeles Forum are $5
https://www.vividseats.com/theatre/bill-clinton-tickets/bill-clinton-5-4-2871484.html
Here's some more about the Hilloosery Tour...
Hillary Clinton suffers massive coughing fit during first tour stop Nov. 28, 2018
And you could probably get a small snack too with the $20.00 ; )
Alex, I will take 'Height of Hypocrisy" for $1,000.00, and the WIN!
Would I get a lot of $20.00’s or just one?
I would pay $20 so I could heckle and get kicked out.
If, and only if, I could ask a few questions (the questions and responses of which would be recorded and released to the public).
The questions might make the Clintons a bit, umm....uncomfy.
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“Wonder if Chelsea will come out during halftime and do a floor show.”
Burlesque! .....Now you need brain bleach.
Hell they owe US money. I won’t rest until I see an interview with them outside their double wide. Bill wearing his wife-beater t-shirt and white socks with his sandals. And Hill with her home perm and her capris cutting off circulation to her pasty white cankles. Living La Vita Broke-a, one pathetic Whitewater dividend at a time
“Wonder if Chelsea will come out during halftime and do a floor show.”
“Burlesque! .....”
Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes dry heaving noises*
I was thinking more along the lines of a ventriloquist act, with her own Howdy Doody Chelasea look-alike puppet.
Neither of them are worth paying one dollar to hear them drone on. Who pays to see them?
I have a niece who bought 8 tickets to the Seattle show for $70 each. She ended up not being able to go so she tried to sell them on Facebook. She couldn’t sell them so she said she was going to give them away to veterans S!
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