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LOL
Anybody who counts them must be telling the truth!
/s
It was nine. Out with the liar.
Sort of reminds me of an hysterical episode I witnessed at an ad agency client once. One of their employees was a very gay man, in the throes of a breakup. “I’ve been a vegetable for a week!” he screeched. I don’t know why but it struck me funny, I had to excuse myself to keep from laughing out loud and losing their business. Still strikes me funny.