[Gay State Conservative]

2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.

And I read recently (within the last couple of years) that there's evidence that the climate is warming on Mars.

Is my SUV or my central heating causing *that* as well?

[Deplorable American1776]

No not your, but I secretly built a 200,000,000 square foot house on Mars. I shouldn't tell you that but Marvin (the Martian) gave me permission. I also built a coal power plant for electricity to power my house. I also cut down all the trees in it, too..😊