I’ll probably head up tomorrow, so as to get there before all you objectionable people arrive and ruin things.
Also, what Vegan options will be made available?
There should be some wheat grass burgers available.
Because I committed to purchase a revolting (but tasty) selection of seasoned leftover meat parts stuffed into casing for The Mom, I will also purchase a wide ranging assortment of grazing matter for you. Sprouts, nuts, fruit and vegetable bits, grain, etc. I will carry one of those reusable shopping bags so that you need not concern yourself with consuming products placed in plastic bags which would destroy the earth. We all must do our part to prevent climate change. I will insure that your feed does not make contact at any point with the human food, sausage.
Shall I also replace the butter in your apple pie with nut oil?