Smart move.
Promote him to Director!
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He actually thought it would be a good idea to test it out on his laptop. There are no words.
I worked for a company and was known to be tech savvy. And one day the Credit Manager came to me and asked if I had a virus checker and if I would check his machine. Sure enough he had a virus.
The computer security guys had come around with a floppy drive insisting on checking everyone’s computer. The Credit Manager had protested because he doesn’t connect to anything with that PC, but they insisted.
Turns out they were using an unprotected floppy to check everyone’s computer and they were spreading the virus as they went.
Classic!!!