No joke, Congress has had their own VIP wing at the Walter Reed Hospital since the place opened. There was a story on this about 10 years ago and the public was angry for day. Did the place close? Yeah, and I’ve got a bridge for sale.
We’ve read the stories about how celebs are treated at hospitals, they get admitted to special big rooms with keypad locks, room service, it’s like a room at the Marriott. Same thing here. A reporter got wind of it, a politician has promised to close it down, and 4 months from now everybody will have forgotten and the place will still be operating a floor up from where it is now.
Whoops, Walter Reed is closed. So they’re going to a different special VIP hospital, nothing ever changes...