Percent of Americans not having sex reaches record high

The Hill ^ | 3/29/19 | Brooke Seipel

[Billthedrill]

The market research company where I wrangled data for a couple of years had a strict sales rule for the analysts: no sex surveys. I asked the VP I worked for why. “Because people lie about sex,” she told me. “Every time, all the time, all ages, and every study you read on it is garbage.” Oh.

[MichaelCorleone]

Ha! Good one.

Really, that is one for the books!

[IC Ken]

Re> ..and “Michelle Obama is beautiful” so says the media

Well that thought will make a lot of people limp for awhile.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Because people lie about sex,” she told me. “Every time, all the time, all ages, and every study you read

Dear Penthouse,

I know you won't believe this, but I'm a Midwest college freshman, and it REALLY happened to me...

[Drew68]

The market research company where I wrangled data for a couple of years had a strict sales rule for the analysts: no sex surveys. I asked the VP I worked for why. “Because people lie about sex,”

Which means the numbers are likely to be even worse with fewer celibate women and more celibate men than this survey shows.

[gaijin]

Young men between 18 and 30 years of age saw one of the biggest declines in sexual activity, with 28 percent saying they had no sex over the last year.

Porn and the man-destroying machine.

[IronJack]

The ones claiming once a month are bragging.
The ones claiming more than that are just lying.

[DeFault User]

more celibate men

Bill: "How ya doing, John? Been getting any on the side lately?"

John: "Nah, Bill. I haven't gotten any in so long, I didn't know they moved it."

[Beagle8U]

“..and “Michelle Obama is beautiful” so says the media. LOL”

Yeah, and stepping in warm puke on your kitchen floor, barefoot, with a hangover, suffering from the flu, with the cops at the door,...

[I-ambush]

Always wanted to be trendy.

[Gumdrop]

And I should care - - - why? It’s a private affair.

[Mr. Blond]

YangGang can get in front of this.

[Drew68]

And I should care - - - why? It’s a private affair.

The future belongs to those who reproduce.

[cnsmom]

The Democrats are getting ready for legal prostitution.

[sparklite2]

I came here to say that. Beat me to it.
What it means is some guy is getting all the sex.
And he’s probably black.
;)

[jarwulf]

WHere the Puritans failed the feminists have succeeded in implementing a utopia of sexless fanatics beyond their wildest dreams.

[4Runner]

Wouldn't these statistics imply that there is also a small (maybe: very small) pool of men getting fantastic rates of sex, with a variety of different women?

Where I work, I see white female customers of all ages dragging around stud-looking men of every conceivable ethnicity. You can't tell me they aren't getting it on, it's so obvious.

These women love third world neanderthals who've never heard of feminism.

White neanderthals are an endangered species if not already extinct.

BTW some of the most breathtakingly beautiful women I see now in the store are Latinas. The men they bring with them are tattooed, muscled, and gold-chained to the hilt.

So who's having multiple sex partners and who isn't getting any? The invaders always get the invading country's women. It's a historic certainty.

[Hardastarboard]

Subtle one. Took me a while to get it.

[Bonemaker]

“Twenty-three percent of respondents, or nearly 1 in 4, reported having no sex in the past year”

23.0001%.

[LouAvul]

That's still preferable to the disease ridden whores and whoremongers of the 60s and 70s having, and murdering, unborn children.

What? You'd rather have more animals behaving like the brute beasts typical of the cast of Saturday Night Fever?

Yeah, I'd rather have today's youth keeping their bodies under control because they understand absolute moral values. But anytime fools don't copulate, conceive children, murder children..........that's a win. Regardless the reason.