Ban all liquor, so nobody can drink and drive. Give 16-year-olds the vote and make 14 the age of consent, and legalize marriage for cousins of the same sex. If it was good enough for Jerry Lee Lewis, why not to gay teenage cousins. And legalize driving for 12 year olds. And dogs. Animal rights. And ban anything that is not specifically permitted, and permit anything not specifically banned! Yahoo! I’m kookoo for coacoapuffs!
Give it ten years lol