He’s 88 and she’s 22
He can get 4 mistresses at that price.
This reminds me of the tragic story of the 88 year old man and the 22 year old hottie he married. He died shortly after the marriage and she, eyes stained by tears, told what happened: “We had a wonderful marriage and made love to the tune of the church bell every Sunday until that horrible day when the damn fire engine went by with its bell ringing.”