Good one! Perhaps more like The Shire turning into Mordor. And of course, Rohan and Gondor must admit more Migrant Orcs. They are only looking for a better economic life for their Orc families, and want asylum.
Saruman: The white CIS-gendered Christians took your lands. They drove your people into the hills, to scratch a living of rocks!
Muslim leader: "Murderers!"
Saruman: Take back the lands they stole from you. Burn every village! It will begin with New Zealand. Too long have these peasants stood against you. But no more.
Saruman: A New Power is rising!