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BETO THE (GAG) POET-——Beto’s poem entitled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988
by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications”......a group in which he held membership.
“I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my b***s,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my a**,
Scrub my b***s.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Beto’s poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever
by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the weirdo group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.

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House Committee on Naughty Activities:

“Are you now, or have you ever been, a teenage boy?”

[Liz]

Politico Writer Labels Beto O'Rourke a 'Semigogue'
Newsbusters ^ | March 16, 2019 | P.J. Gladnick / FR Posted by PJ-Comix
At the very least, the Beto O'Rourke candidacy for president is certain to be the inspiration for a lot of humor. Abe Greenwald of Commentary magazine already labeled him as the Seinfeld candidate and that it is a "Campaign About Nothing, Not that there's anything wrong with that." No, nothing wrong with that as long as Beto doesn't turn into a demagogue. The good news is that Jack Shafer, the Politico senior media writer, assures us that is unlikely. The reason, Shafer asserted on Thursday, is that O'Rourke is probably what he calls a "semigogue" in "The Semigoguery of Beto O’Rourke." (Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...

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CONCLUSION He's a "semigogue" with clean teeth, a credit card fraudster, a software pirate, a (gag) Poet, punk rocker, skateboarder, keeps his teeth clean, and hoists one too many.

Drunk driving mug shot.................................... Punk rocker.

BETO SLAPPED DOWN BY THE LEFT----Left-wing activists and liberal journalists slammed and mocked “Beto” O’Rourke after he told Vanity Fair that he was “born” to run for president. The left says he "reeks of white male privilege." (Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...

He instagrammed this over the net.

His chief political asset (he thinks).......he looks like Robert Kennedy.

[God luvs America]

here’s a better and more hysterical version of it:

Wax My Ass: A Poem By Beto O’Rourke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=qx5ev3J7-_s&fbclid=IwAR2aKoSuYSK0WwM1o4YxmUdeWoVHJ9rIZ7LGAAlzH9xWkuLEVoWyMafG9oE