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LOL

[Alas Babylon!]

Here’s another...

Bridget and her husband Conner go to church every Sunday, and during the service Conner falls asleep.

One afternoon Bridget goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it every time he falls asleep.

The next week at church Conner falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Bridget pokes him with the needle and he yells out “JESUS!!”

Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus’s Father? Bridget pokes him with the needle and Conner yells out “GOD!!” and goes back to sleep.

The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time?

Bridget pricks him with the needle again and Conner yells:

“IF YA POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!”