Q: How do you tell a Yale man?
A: You don’t have to, he’ll tell you.
Q: How do you tell a Yale man?
A: You dont have to, hell tell you.
I was in a dive bar outside Philadelphia when this drunk, homeless looking guy next to me inquired about my Boston accent. He then started telling me about the school he attended in New Haven. At least he had something to hold onto.
You can always tell a Harvard man, but not much.
BOL! Of course, you can replace Yale with Harvard or Georgetown/GW on the east coast or Stanford, USC or UC Berkley on the West Coast.
Q: How do you tell a Yale man?
A: You dont have to, hell tell you.