If there aren't enough climate types, a list could be made of Gender Studies grads, who could explain to the bears. Profs who identify as Womyn could explain to the sows, and those who identify as men could explain their errors to the boar bears.
A study could be made as to whether political bent affects taste, and running speed, for escaping the bears. Factoring in snow shoes, Alma Mater, educational minors...
Send ‘jazz’ or ‘juicy’ up there to expalain reality to the bears.
The only reason polar bears are eating the Inuit is because the Inuit are eating all the polar bears’ quota of seals.
It’s like feeding cattle grain...people only eat cattle because they digest all the grain humans would eat instead...sheesh.