“Do not piss off Candance Owens or be prepared to get spanked...hard with the big board of education.”
Used amply in my day. Effective.
It’s nice to be old enough to remember the swats in grade school. It was supposed to be cool to be in competition for the most swats. I thought that for a while until my teacher used a thin board with holes drilled into it on me. I suddenly became a straight A student.