[Sooth2222]

Doctors will quit en masse to write code (because it pays almost as well as doctoring and isn't nearly as stressful).

The free abortions will be back-alley abortions by a disreputable, unshaven man in a dirty trenchcoat who smells of alcohol.

[sanjuanbob]

I thought about that too, but many doctors are greedy money grabbers and could you envision them unionizing and driving fees up astronomically. And I bet they would strike and stage walkouts to make their point.