[ctdonath2]

Just “leave me the he11 alone” would suffice. We’ll continue footing the bill, if they’d just stop swiping the credit card like crazy and micro-managing us.

[Carriage Hill]

Wouldn’t work at all. That’s where we are now, and it’s getting progressively worse.

Their goal is SOCIALISM, FASCISM AND COMMUNISM.

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
The State forces you to give one to your neighbor, shoots the neighbor and forces you
to milk them both, giving all milk back to the state.
The State gives you a cup of sour milk.

MARXISM
You have two cows.
The government takes both and shoots you.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you nothing.
They shoot your family and put you in a gulag.

DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, promises more free cows, lets you vote and gives you sour milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots your wife and kids.

CRONY CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
The State takes both, milks, slaughters them, and makes a tidy profit from the sale
of choice meat cuts and fresh milk.
You get some lousy hamburger and a jar of sour milk.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

GUAMISM
You have two cows.
You never milk them, they just eat the grass, so you don’t have to mow the lawn.
You live on welfare and get food stamps, so you don’t need the milk. (H/T Fai Mao)

LBJ GREAT SOCIETISM
You have two cows.
The president realizes that neighbor wants their own cow, slaughters
your calf every year preventing you from having a cow to sell.
The president takes the slaughtered cow and turns it into hamburger,
has a cook-out so neighbor stops trying to own a cow themselves.
The neighbor spends next 50 years going to presidents cook out and
never gets his own cow. (H/T PCPOET7)

LAISSEZ-FAIRE CAPITALISM
You have two cows. So what? (H/T Celtic Conservative)

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

CONTEMPORARY WALL STREETISM
You have two cows.
You sell one, bundle the other with a goat, a mule,
and two dry cows.
You pile into the derivatives market, buy a Gulfstream
and when it all comes down around your ears...
You go to the government for a bailout.

[GOPJ]

They’ll never do that ‘til they’ve squeezed the last dime out of us...

Democrats who want to live in our part of the country can’t vote in our elections and pay a fifty dollar a month ‘tax’ for being here... Republicans living in their part of the country won’t be able to vote in their elections either.
Oh and we need a Wall because in a few years people living in the Democrat Socialist hellhole will want to escape to our country... Democrats won’t want their people escaping and our side doesn’t want them coming in...