That has to be the stupidest statement I have ever read !
Good golly, the witnesses opening statement discredits himself.
I recognize that some of you may doubt and attack me on my credibility. It is for this reason that I have incorporated into this opening statement documents that are irrefutable, and demonstrate that the information you will hear is accurate and truthful.
Tell me about it, I was laughing reading it. It’s like a 7 year old wrote it.