Rules are for other people...
Here’s an incomplete list of places not to visit:
Avalanche Gorge
Flood Creek
Wildfire Ridge
Thunderstorm Peak
Blizzard Lake Canoe Wilderness
Grizzly Bear Meadows
Tiger Flats National Park, South Africa
Cannibal Jungle
Hurricane Bay
Sulphur Pits, Yellowstone Park (this one really exists)
Mad Biker Interactive Theme Park
Anyplace with a solid leftist voter base
Poison Springs
Let me know if you need any further help planning your vacations.