Perhaps we should mow them down and replace them with non denominational Headstones.
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Headstones? HEADSTONES?! HEADSTONES SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! Think of how much they insult all of the poor minorities and immigrants who have been buried in places WITHOUT headstones! They are just another evil characteristic of white, male privilege! Worse, think of all of the damage those rotting bodies have done to our environment! I think all of the bodies from World War I ALONE could have been responsible for global warming! And all the space they take up in cemeteries that could be better used as transgender appreciation centers!
/liberal mode
Soon cremation will be the only option. Im sure Congress is already investing in the funeral industry currently.