I don’t think I want to see the words “Vatican” and “sex summit” together in a headline ever again. Given the recent incidents, the mental images the headline provokes are just too terrible to contemplate.
I was expecting the first paragraph to include the phrase “sent out for more Viagra”.
Years ago, this would have been a profane joke. Today, the public honestly expects to read something of the sort. It’s a self inflicted wound on the part of the ecclesiastic hierarchy.