How Exactly Do You Eat a Salad With a Comb? (Hahaha Slate, on NYT, on Amy Klobuchar D-MN)

Slate ^ | February 22, 2019 | Jenny Zhang

[Fiji Hill]

"What's with this comb caper, baby?
Why do you want to latch onto my comb?"

--from Kookie, Kookie

[MomwithHope]

I was thinking the eraser ends.

[MomwithHope]

Crude I know, my software choices are limited. But I had some time on my hands.....

[Covenantor]

The only appropriate salad dressing when usong a comb is...

[MomwithHope]

EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

[beethovenfan]

A little dab’ll do ya.

[Covenantor]

knew somebody would add that...😁

[stylecouncilor]

[AmericanInTokyo]

2020?

STICK A FORK IN HER. SHE’S **DONE**!

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Klobuchar, a 2020 presidential candidate, once used a comb from her bag to eat a salad after her aide forgot a fork—and afterward handed the used comb to the staff member and told him to clean it.

Any man or woman who would do this as a part of their job deserves whatever they get. Anyone with any self respect at all would have told this disgusting woman Klobuchar to insert her comb where the sun doesn't shine.

[IndispensableDestiny]

She probably used a rat tail comb.

[algore]

might give her my vote for president, any resourceful woman who could shame a staffer that forgot forks by eating her salad with a comb ...

There would be no collusion, Putin would be crushed like the croutons in her mouth.

[AAABEST]

Nobody wants a bitch as president.

[Old Yeller]

Nobody wants a bitch as president.

Yea, already tried that with OBozo. All the dem female candidates are that way, especially Hillary.

[cba123]

Very nice.

[Joe Boucher]

How can this woman win an election?
She is unlikable.

[leaning conservative]

She has only herself to thank for her soon to tank run. She sounds like a nasty, paranoid piece of work.

[bert]

In spite of being mean to her staff, Amy comes off as too nice, too wholesome. She is Auntie come kiss me goody goody

[leaning conservative]

I Agree 100%. It’s like she gift wrapped it all up for her enemies.