Joke? I’ll laugh my assessment off if he gets a few years!
I think of disorderly conduct as flipping over a table in a restaurant, or yelling because I didn’t get enough ketchup.
Ass, not assessment. More autocorrect follies.
“I think of disorderly conduct as flipping over a table in a restaurant, or yelling because I didn’t get enough ketchup.”
You better think again.
making a false report of a fire or fire alarm making a false report of a bomb or explosive device making a false report of a crime in progress or a past crime, or requesting emergency response services while knowing that assistance is unnecessary making a false report about an abused or neglected child making a false report to the Department of Public Health entering another person's property to look into a dwelling for a lewd or otherwise unlawful purpose using harassment or intimidation as a debt collector or collection agent
Illinois Disorderly Conduct Laws in Brief
Specific details about disorderly conduct laws in Illinois, including charges and penalties, are listed in the following table.
Statutes 720 Ill. Comp. Stat. Ann. § 26-1 et. seq. Sentences and Penalties
Illinois state laws determine the penalty for a conviction of disorderly conduct based on the type of charge. Misdemeanor charge can result in a sentence of imprisonment for up to 30 days, six months, or one year, depending on whether the state charges the offense as a Class C, Class B, or Class A misdemeanor. The state may also impose a fine in a maximum amount between $1,500 and $2,500.
Disorderly conduct charged as a felony may result in an increased punishment. A Class 4 felony may result in a term of imprisonment for one to three years, while a Class 3 felony can lead to a sentence of two to five years.
For a Class 3 felony, the Illinois disorderly conduct laws specifically require a fine in an amount between $3,000 and $10,000.
https://statelaws.findlaw.com/illinois-law/illinois-disorderly-conduct-laws.html