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To: carriage_hill

Me: Opening fridge.

Alexa: “Do you want to order broccoli?”

Me: “No.”

Google Assistant: “Should you really be having that ice cream?”

Me: “Shut up.”


20 posted on 02/20/2019 9:22:58 AM PST by Flick Lives
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To: Flick Lives

LMAO!
That’s why that thing isn’t in my condo.


22 posted on 02/20/2019 9:47:33 AM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: Flick Lives; dfwgator

Remember the guy had too much bacon (apparently) in “The Island” movie.

The bathroom appliance told him so. Too much sodium.


67 posted on 02/23/2019 12:38:17 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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