I spent four months in Houston in ‘09, from March through June. Hated it.
Topping it all off, the last week I was there, I had a late dinner from a BBQ joint, just before they closed. Turned out the beef ribs were bad.
I barfed for four days. The motel trash can was filled half way with barf.
Hmm, is your trash can half empty, or half full?
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