Dang, our pet pooch Stella can sure crank out the farts...
#19. My Maine Coon Fluffy has breath so bad it takes the paint off the walls. Saves me from having to do it myself.
The old Cow Farts theme was put forth by a pro-Hanoi con-artist named Jeremy Rifkin (People’s Bicentennial Commission, People’s Business Commission, Citizens Commission of Inquiry Into U.S. War Crimes in Vietnam). He conned businesses into giving him money for his fake PBC organizations regarding damage to the environment, but the beef industry had a beef with him and helped lead the counter-attack against him. This eventually stopped him for a while.
To which we said “Bull shit”.
You are probably buying pet food that has soybean as an ingredient and that is the source of the excess farts in your pet. Do a google for “pet food ingredients” and educate yourself on what pets are being fed. Learn to read the ingredients label on the food bag to find better food for your pet.