They got away in a pickup truck that played “Dixie” on the horn.
What was he doin’ walkin’ around the streets of Chi-town alone at 2 am? Stupid. And not because of the Dukes of Hazard boys neither.
Supposedly, reportedly he had just gotten a uh, “foot long” uh, sammich at a local Subway. At 0200 on a Tuesday morning and the wind chill that morning at that time frame (NWS) was minus 9deg f. Just out for a sammich. Uh, Blsht! Unless you buy he wasn’t bundled up enough that he was recognized by guys that had bleach(?) and rope on them. Uh, okee dokee.