I will write the statement in advance, for free.
"Cook County is declining to prosecute, but we thank him for bringing awareness to this problem that plagues every person of color and the LGBT+ community that suffers this kind of abuse on a daily basis."
"We must all come together to fight the climate of hate that *this President* has engendered and encouraged."
"I call for everyone in this community and the city of Chicago to come together and resist these dark forces that seek to divide us."
I think you also just wrote Maxine Waters’ response when she finds out this is a hoax, about 10 days after
the Chicago PD charge him with a hoax.