Does his girlfriend really look like someone who could keep a secret?
Is it too much to conclude that she doesn’t play chess.
In a sane world, the guy would ask for his photos back and become a monk. But, noooooo.
Sanchez to friend: “And here’s a picture of Jeff’s penis. Isn’t he cuuuuute?”
Friend: “Fascinating. I know a Pecker who will be interested.”
He’s still laughing all the way to the bank.
Now, SHE may come to regret her moves.
“Sure, honey, tell me all your darkest secrets and world moving ideas. I can keep them quiet. Honest.” As she’s reaching for her phone........
I’m thinking she’s never going to become the next Mrs Bezos... Is that really his name? Creepy.
Alexa, bump this
He needs to ask why she was saving all these sex pics? Insurance?
Whoopsie.
If a grown man is stupid enough to be sending that sort of texts and photos, he deserves exactly what he gets. Like losing $70B.
Thank you.
That gave me a much needed laugh.
The news today is so sucky and disgusting.
Amazon has billion dollar contracts with the CIA and Defense Dept.
If this moron is so stupid he’d risk half his fortune sending dick pics to some floozy, imagine the secrets he’d compromise if blackmailed / offered a threesome...
So, he has already lost the wife. Will he now dump the GF??
How stupid are these people? Everyone knows if there’s a naked picture out there, it WILL end up passed around and on the internet. This is another incident of just because you can take a nudie doesn’t mean you should.