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To: PJ-Comix
Dear Bezos,

When you are a billionaire you have enough zeros backing you up that you never, ever have to send dick pics. Trust me, women will love you even if you look like Kojack matted with a troll, which you do. Send your hos pictures of your yacht or your house in Tuscany. With a face like yours it is obvious that women are with you because of your money.

Sincerely,

Someone honest enough to tell you the truth.

16 posted on 02/10/2019 9:34:45 PM PST by wildcard_redneck
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To: wildcard_redneck
Dear Bezos,
When you are a billionaire you have enough zeros backing you up that you never, ever have to send dick pics

It amazes me that Bezos, a really smart guy, didn't figure that one out.
Let's just put it this way, given a choice between a rather large dick pick and a pic of a bank balance of $150 Billion, 99.999999% of women will take the guy with the $150 Billion any day. Men with rather large members are a dime a penny. There is only one guy worth $150 Billion.

27 posted on 02/11/2019 6:22:50 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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