Yes, I have driven a Tesla, I found it to be very well made, comfortable, handles well (I spent many hours behind the wheel of a race car) and they go like hell. That being said, I find them a very impractical car to own.
You said, “Beyond that, they’re useless.” I’d like you to explain why you find it to be a useless vehicle. Note that you didn’t say you find it impractical for yourself, you said they’re useless for anyone to own.