This just in: A 2017 picture of Illinois Governor JB "Jumbo Belly" Pritzker in blue-face was recently discovered. This is a personal affront to all Smurfs. Poppa Smurf calls for his immediate resignation. Oh, the humanity! It also suggests that this is an insult to all pregnant women as a belly-mockery and pregnancy appropriation. (You really don't want to see his Monn-Walking moves.
