"If you can afford one of my cars, you can afford a heated garage."
Haha, that’s good. In my locale, I’m one of the few weirdos that actually parks his car in the garage. Everybody around here has the ole no-car garage (that’s where they park their jet-ski, boat, and/or junk that won’t fit through the hall to go downstairs). My garage isn’t heated but for the 15 years that I’ve been in this house, it’s pretty consistently 40-ish degrees (coldest I’ve ever seen it was 35 when it was -10 outside). When I’m driving to work, I chuckle at the people with garages that are out scraping their windows and have 4 inches of snow on their cars. Why do that to yourself?