Warning to all Puerto Ricans! If you shake hands with either of the Clintons, make sure you count your rings afterwards.
“Warning to all Puerto Ricans! If you shake hands with either of the Clintons, make sure you count your rings afterwards.”
And put pick-proof chastity belts on all the young girls who are twelve or older!
And more importantly, the natives should hide their children and make sure they are all accounted for.