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I know this is way off topic, but the visual from your Montana arrest report reminds me of something I saw.

I was on a celebrity cruise for work, and after gambling the night away I hear something like alpha alpha alpha port side. That wasn’t it but you get the idea. They had a spot light scanning the seas around a strobe light and it found something reflecting red.

So the boat comes about (took 20 minutes) and a runabout is launched. It goes out to the red thing... then starts drifting away.

So they launch another boat about 10 minutes later. This one comes back with a naked man knocked out on the deck.

So the next day while working I ask the officers what happened. They start trying to stifle laughter.

Drunk dude on his honeymoon gets in an argument with his wife. He decides to teach her a lesson. He gets naked, and jumps off the ship from right next to the bridge so they see him. They drop a a buoy (the strobe) and start man over board procedures.

The red reflection was his bald head. First boat gets out there. They grab him and he punches was right in the nose. Broke it. Second boat went out with the doctor and a tranq gun.

He was obviously put in ship jail and removed from the ship at the next port.

But the videos of him coming back to the ship (by passengers) on you tube were hilarious... until they got removed. “I was in a pool”. “The water must be cold”. “Awe it’s so cute”