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SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex For Anyone Who Punches MAGA Kid
citizenfreepress.com ^ | 1/22/19 | Kane

Posted on 01/22/2019 1:40:41 PM PST by a little elbow grease

A Saturday Night Live comedy writer responded to the media’s false story about the Covington High kids by offering oral sex to anyone who punches them in the face.

“I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” tweeted Sarah Beattie.

Beattie’s Twitter bio reads, “writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits.”

Her Instagram page, which she has labeled “tits and depression,” features numerous pictures of her drawing attention to her ample breasts.

Beattie’s vulgar tweet was just one of countless similar violent threats made by leftists in response to the story. Twitter has thus far failed to take any action against any prominent individual for encouraging violence against children.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: again; covington; culture; lovetrumpshate; maga; magahat; nbcassault; nbccriminality; nbcsolicitation; nbcvschildren; protesters; sex
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To: NorthMountain

A word with little meaning, and less stigma, today...


61 posted on 01/22/2019 2:21:29 PM PST by karnage
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To: a little elbow grease

once NBC and MSNBC get comfortable using sex
to solicit mass attacks on children,
ignored by the DOJ and the useless “law” in NY,
they surely will progress to further attempts
to murder POTUS.

will NO ONE ever shut them down?


62 posted on 01/22/2019 2:21:31 PM PST by Diogenesis ( WWG1WGA)
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To: a little elbow grease
Dear Sarah,

I did as you asked and now want to collect (if you know what I mean 'wink, wink').

I was going to take a photo but all I have is a non essential governmental camera which current is not working due to the government shut down.

So I asked the kid for a note stating I did it and he wrote one. What a nice guy. Anyway I lost the note...….. so you are just going to have to take my word for it. You know us Libs never lie about Sex

Let me know when and where I can collect.

Oh and Bill Clinton said he also hit the kid and wants one!

63 posted on 01/22/2019 2:21:42 PM PST by Lockbox
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To: a little elbow grease

I don’t think she is lying.


64 posted on 01/22/2019 2:23:22 PM PST by outpostinmass2
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To: a little elbow grease

I don’t think she is lying.


65 posted on 01/22/2019 2:23:22 PM PST by outpostinmass2
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To: a little elbow grease
Beattie’s Twitter bio reads, “writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits.”...sad what passes for comedy these days - makes me want to cry.....
66 posted on 01/22/2019 2:26:58 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Diogenesis

You are exactly right. It is simply escalating and nobody bothers to do anything about it. The shooting has actually already started. Just ask Steve Scalise.


67 posted on 01/22/2019 2:28:10 PM PST by cld51860 (Volo pro veritas)
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To: a little elbow grease

I’m getting a clearer picture of why SNL is no longer funny.


68 posted on 01/22/2019 2:30:00 PM PST by Steve_Seattle
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To: a little elbow grease

Certain members of our gene pool need to be expunged


69 posted on 01/22/2019 2:32:32 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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To: null and void

So that’s...how you got the job!

When the looks are gone, so will the paycheck.


70 posted on 01/22/2019 2:33:01 PM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: a little elbow grease
She made a gif of her tits here:

https://m.imgur.com/SxcsISP

71 posted on 01/22/2019 2:34:10 PM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: Steve_Seattle

Kate McKinnon is massively talented,
Cicely Strong is hot and funny, and
last week they tore up Elizabeth Warren.

There is an occasional pony in the SNL pile of dung.


72 posted on 01/22/2019 2:38:13 PM PST by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: a little elbow grease

If I was that kids brother, I would be punching the crap out of him all night. And taping it. My brother used to punch me every day. And all he got was bed without dessert.

Anyone else, they should not punch the boy.


73 posted on 01/22/2019 2:38:27 PM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Kid should punch himself in the face and then collect.

Better still, these kids are supposedly going to the White House. Have Trump do it, and see how she reacts when he puts the video up on Twitter.

74 posted on 01/22/2019 2:38:28 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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To: a little elbow grease
SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex For Anyone Who Punches MAGA Kid

"Sorry kid but she's got that 'crazy/hot' thing going on and I'm not gonna pass this up! I'm sure you understand."


75 posted on 01/22/2019 2:39:21 PM PST by Drew68 (Eating hamberders, drinking covfefe. MAGA!)
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To: Big Red Badger

We all knew the skanks who gave BJ’s as sport. This bint needs a punch in the kitty.


76 posted on 01/22/2019 2:41:12 PM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: a little elbow grease

77 posted on 01/22/2019 2:57:41 PM PST by gaijin
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To: zeestephen

If I could figure out how to report this to the NYPD I would. Seems an easy case for them.


78 posted on 01/22/2019 3:08:49 PM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Why don’t we just punch you in the face and call it even


79 posted on 01/22/2019 3:10:39 PM PST by ronnie raygun (nic dip.com)
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To: shanover

Bet her father is real proud of her!


80 posted on 01/22/2019 3:12:08 PM PST by JerryBlackwell (some animals are more equal than others)
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