[pepsionice]

We’ll probably learn that he was drummed out four weeks into boot-camp.

[LouieFisk]

“We’ll probably learn that he was drummed out four weeks into boot-camp.”
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Something like that, I expect - if he served at all. I’m guessing he’s embellished a lot.

[Hatteras]

"We’ll probably learn that he was drummed out four weeks into boot-camp."

I see what you did there... :-)