I can’t stop laughing.
Did anyone run to _catch_ the bus? That would have been the best!
Oh, whew! Thanks for holding the bus for me! (...Well, crap. Looks like Ill be sharing the back bench with a couple of heavyweights...) Excuse me. A little room, please. Sorry, Im late, I know. ...Hanh? What was that? Oh, thats funny! Drumpf says our flights been canceled?!? A-ha-ha-ha! Dont he wish! ...Hey! Close the door! Its draftyeven back here! What??? Oh, you cant be serious! Are you kidding me??? &)#%¥!!!
Schiff....