[Vlad The Inhaler]

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PELOSI GOES BERSERK, BURNS WHITE HOUSE TO THE GROUND AND HIJACKS AIR FRANCE FLIGHT TO PARIS

Driven into a mad frenzy by president Trump's denial of a government airliner to fly her and her friends on
a government paid European junket, Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, exploded in a uncontrolled fit of
rage and violence today, torching the White House, hijacking a Paris bound airliner and attempting to dive
bomb the presidents Mar-A-Lago estate in Florida. US Air Force fighter jets are currently tracking the
hijacked airliner on an unusual and wavering path toward Las Palmas and Western Sahara in North Africa.

[CommerceComet]

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Sounds more believable than anything that I have heard on CNN in years.