Trump Furloughed Me. Should I Take Up Pole Dancing?

New York Times ^ | 01/13/2019 | By Haywood Turnipseed Jr.

[SeekAndFind]

Trump Furloughed you? Why no mention of Pelosi and Schumer?

[dfwgator]

Nothing wrong with Pole Dancing!

[Lurkinanloomin]

Get a real job.

[SeekAndFind]

I think this is what is being referred to:

[AppyPappy]

The Democrats voted against the Continuing Resolution and this sheeple blames Trump.
We are a nation of morons

[rktman]

Eggs-actly. The democlowns are the ones REFUSING to work on the deal. And, I suppose mrs furlough is going to the FREE HOT YOGA classes at the community center right? Oh, they don’t have that there. That’s odd. So maybe, since apparently she has time on her hands, she needs to be on the pole. Fidiots.

[right way right]

Even OAN ran a story on a “struggling” family because of a furloughed husband. THEY MAY HAVE TO DIP INTO THEIR SAVINGS!

[Alberta's Child]

A nation that refuses to protect its borders has no business spending a penny on an art gallery.

[JennysCool]

Um ... Haywood Turnipseed Jr.?

[eyedigress]

Poor bastard can’t go to work and talk sports.

Life is hard.

[Sequoyah101]

only if young, attractive and truly female.

this is actually going to start really hurtung some if it goes much longer.

dems to blame.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Chuck, Nancy, Mitch, and Paul furloughed you.

Congress needs to Build The Wall.

[Seaplaner]

Mr. Trunipseed, who's nom de plume might be more apt than he realizes, should at least know these few things.

It is not "Trump's" furlough, as it is the America-hating, American-culture-hating, and America's security-hating Democrats who are responsible for his furlough.

He should also be gently informed that his alleged "writing" worse than merely tedious.

[P.O.E.]

It was either pay for food or pay for my car insurance. So now I have to carry my dancing pole to work

[Lizavetta]

Do what Pelosi suggested to the rest of us when Obamacare got people laid off or their hours cut .... now you have time to take up your dream activities like photography, standup comedy, acting or gardening!

She was so bubbly and optimistic as she said these things, like getting laid off was an OPPORTUNITY! Be like Pelosi! Embrace the positive side of no paychecks!

[Oldexpat]

Trump didn’t veto anything. Congress needs to pass the law first. He’s waiting.

[BobL]

If more government workers would instead do Pole Dancing, rather than DESTROYING the economy, the country would be MUCH BETTER OFF.

[SmokingJoe]

National Gallery of Art?
What is the federal government doing in that kind of business?

[rockrr]

LoL!