38 million low-income Americans lose food stamps - That’s a very good thing. Make those caravan folks aware of this.
6 million face an uncertain timetable for collecting tax refunds - That’s business as usual. The serfs are ordered to have their taxes in by April 15 but the over lords always take their sweet time with refunds. The IRS isn’t a bank and people should be adjusting their withholding so they aren’t paying so much. It’s also time to fix the loopholes and eliminate the freebie credits.
2 million without rental assistance and facing possible eviction - Perhaps they should get jobs before they lose the free roofs over their heads. Trump has already issued letters for landlords and the mortgage banks.
800,000 paycheck-less federal employees plunged into dire financial straits - Federal employees have always made more than the Average Joe. If Average Joe is smart enough to put some back for a rainy day, so should fed employees have done.
Shuttered parks and museums while overstressed airports cause tourism to tank - Ok, so this is a problem. Bad guys will see overstressed airports as an easy in. Trees in parks will continue to grow and painting hanging on walls will continue to hang.
Federal court system slows to a crawl - Which is the norm. Perhaps judges won’t issue continuance after continuance after continuance which would be a good thing.
Disaster relief money doesn’t get to storm-ravaged areas - Trump can make these decisions case by case.
Lapsed FDA and EPA inspections lead to dangerous outbreaks - Oh, no! Not another Romaine lettuce scare! Deport the pickers and things should greatly improve.
Private companies looking to go public are stuck in limbo - can’t be bothered with rich companies.
Stock market plummets - Ebb and flow. Up and down.
By the end of February, the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP, run by the Department of Agriculture, would be out of funding — meaning almost 40 million low-income Americans could find themselves struggling to pay for food - More winning. Get out and find a job and become a responsible member of society. Support your kids yourselves instead of making the rest of us pay for them. Learn a little self control and keep your pants zipped. Look up the definition of “supplemental”.
800,000 government employees who aren’t getting paid during the shutdown - They non-essential so pay them off today and eliminate the position.
Workers are going to to start walking out and find better paying jobs - A VERY GOOD THING.
Tourism devastated - That should keep turd world diseases out. Hurt business dealings? What, these big companies have never heard of the phone or video conferencing? Hey, that’d save on their carbon footprints so the demonrats should be happy.
If the EBT recipients knew that illegals were responsible for their loss of “benefits,” there’d be riots...could be fun to let them know.