As I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives, and what’s happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton’s scandals, Donald Trump, Fox News, and with CNN, MSNBC and the Washington Post downgrading of our military and our country, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity.
Then, near my house, I saw a sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
An illegal alien with a leaf blower showed up.
hilarious!
in case anyone missed bitt’s witty post:
As I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives, and what’s happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton’s scandals, Donald Trump, Fox News, and with CNN, MSNBC and the Washington Post downgrading of our military and our country, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity.
Then, near my house, I saw a sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
An illegal alien with a leaf blower showed up.