Actually, I want to go to Springfield MA to visit the Basketball Hall of Fame. I'm doing a Hall of Fame tour next year. All of the sports' Hall of Fames are lined up neatly along the route.
I’ve been to the hotel next to that hall of fame. Bring your own sheets. Rent a crappy car. In Springfield, you should have a gun, but it’s Massoftwoshits, so you can’t.
Connecticut is like five miles away, New Hampshire and Vermont less than 50.